Blah blah blah Obama, blah blah blah Hillary. Yeah I know all that political stuff is important for our future, but you can’t vote for these people via unlimited text messaging! It’s prime idol season people, time for 12 on 12 boy girl action! The boys were first to take the stage last night, with girls to follow this evening. Here is a breakdown of some of my picks for best and worst:
David Archuleta – WTF?
I don’t see what is so great about this little castrate. Why Randy Jackson likes this boy so much is a mystery, Randy even spontaneously sang along with him at auditions, not acceptable! All the attention is always put on which contestant Paula is sleeping with, but I think we should set our sights on this NAMBLA worthy paring. Randy is definitely helping little Davey hit the high notes. Unfortunately I think this boy will be around in the final 10.
Jason Castro – Side Show Bob has some competition
This young man is pretty good except for the fact that he looks like the offspring of Bob Marley and Jeremy Sisto. Interesting looks and dreads will get this guy to the final 10, but he won’t win. Lose the guitar.
Jason Yeager – Osmond and the Omen
This guy is cruise ship scary and to make things worse he has a freaky little demon offspring cheering him on in the audience. Definitely Osmond inspired crooning, unfortunately he will be around for a bit. I swear that Seacrest introduces him as “Chasin’ Jaeger” which is good for a laugh. But seriously, someone needs to shave his kid's head and check for “the mark”, I think the Anti-Christ is among us.
Michael Johns – Pick of the night
This is my hands down favorite of the night. He’s from Georgia but moved there from Australia. Randy said he had a real “Michael Hutchence” thing going on. Hopefully this young lad doesn’t take that to heart and incorporate autoerotic asphyxiation into his next performance. Hang in there dude with two first names, take off that scarf before you hurt yourself!
My loser picks (not video worthy):
Chickezie – The name alone makes you a loser.
Peach colored suit was the nail in the coffin.
Luke Menard – How did you get on the show?
Picture a bad Kenny Loggins impersonation.
Make sure to tune in tonight for the ladies.
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how can you not like little david archuleta? he is adorable and loved his Imagine rendition this week. the scary thing is he is a member of the church of latter day saints. ok, scary that i'm stalking a 17 year old, but i have time...
Perhaps the 2008 presidential elections can give some credit to American Idol for spending the last several years training the newest generation of voters about the importance of getting your vote counted.
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