Divorce

Things got serious on the new season of "Tim and Eric's Awesome show Great job" this week with a piece on divorce. Enjoy!

Wildfires Aglow

I don't watch television news for 3 reasons...

They only report on

- CRIME

- SCANDAL

and

- FIRES


This Onion News Network report demonstrates my point perfectly!


Californians Gather To Celebrate Annual Wildfire Tradition

If you don't know about ONN, it's a beautiful thing. If you have Tivo you can set it up to download directly.

44-Pound Cat Found!

Okay, so I'm really offended I mean FAT CATS have feeling too, okay? Also, this is a really stupid video. It's really boring. They should have put a kitten next to it, showing size comparison or made it to do an obstacle course. I mean, people,, if you're going to exploit fat cats go all the way!

geez...Signed a Proud Fat Cat Owner

Caution...Bad Show Crossing!

Okay, so a bit ago I told you why I hated people who hate TV. Today I'll impart to you the TV shows I hate or that you should not watch at all cost. If you are watching one of these shows please turn it off!

Change the channel, the TOP 5 WORST SHOWS ON TV:

1. America's Got Talent on NBC. NO ONE has talent on this show, not the judges or the contestants. And you know what? It's not even funny that they don't have talent. American Idol is much better for humiliation and laughter.

2. Swingtown on CBS. Turn it off, no one's naked and no one's swinging and why do we care anyway?! This show is so bad I could smell it but I still wanted to watch 5 minutes to confirm.

3. Denise Richards: It's Complicated on E! Um, ok so Brooke Knows Best on VH1 is half way entertaining, even Tori & Dean Home Sweet Hollywood makes me slightly happy but this piece of crap is so sad it will burn your plasma. Seriously, Denise is not even a wreck. She seems perfectly fine and her life is in order. We don't care!

4. And on the note of Denise...her ex husband's show...Two and a Half Men on CBS is deplorable. I mean how has this show been on the air for 5 years. And I hear that Charlie makes over $800k each episode. The highest paid actor on TV, WHY??!

5. In Plain Sight on USA Network. I don't get this show. There's all these high profile actresses on cable TV making their own shows, Kyra on The Closer and Holly on Saving Grace, both on TNT Network. That is awesome but THIS SHOW is NOT! Stay away! Horrible writing and really bad acting!

OK, I've done my work. Got to get back to finding the good TV...

MAD this weekend!

Sorry for the last hate post, I was feeling a bit crabby and had to take it out on some one!

Wasn’t MAD MEN lovely? I thought it was a subtle, dreamy and smart way to start the new season. Who is Don thinking about? Who did he send the book to? Don’t you think Betty is smarter than we think? And Peggy is still a woman in a man’s world.

Here’s a clip from this Sunday’s episode.